Pop-tarts

              Yesterday after school I decided to go jogging with my dog Maddie. So while we were going down my street we came across this long stretch of muddy sidewalk. This was a pretty long stretch of sidewalk that was close 15 feet long. So within 5 steps I was already on my butt and hands and my back was completely muddy. Then when I looked to my left to try to find my dog, and all of the sudden she is just sliding across the mud in the most awkward way that you could ever imagine. Kind of like this.

My friend and I are later watching the Heat-Pacers game when the Pacers end up losing 102 – 103 in OT. So my friend thought that it would be funny to rub it into my face. So I got revenge by shooting him with a flaming nerf bullet that caused a whole lot more mayhem then actual harm

Today while I was bored and web searching I came across this story on the internet. The story said that a boy’s mother had called the cops on him after his mother found out that he took her pop tarts. According to the article the officers actually arrested the son and he is now currently in the local juvenile detention center. Yet, the mother has nothing on my mom still.
http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/381850/71/Mom-has-son-arrested-for-eating-Pop-Tarts-without-permission-