FOOD

Today was the last day of my junior year in high school.  It was actually pretty fun. I had a sponge and soap fight with Patrick and John today during lab and ended up completely soaked. Then I had a paper airplane fight during government. After that I spent my English class on the internet looking for a funny video for this blog. Followed by winning candy by destroying people in The Price is Right in math. My last day then ended with a sad moment during Despicable Me at the end during Physics. While this was my last day for me it wasn't for my school making this the 8th year in a row the row that I didn't attend school for the last. Usually because I end up suspended/expelled or sick, but lately it's been just me not wanting to go.
So during my English I found quite a few funny videos but this one fits my humor the best. My favorite though was the kangaroo.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=qnydFmqHuVo&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DqnydFmqHuVo
And sorry about the link this is off my phone

The Actual Thoughts of a Dolphin who Stole a Squirrels Nuts in Vietnam

            Here’s a interesting quote. “Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.”  I’m not quite sure who wrote this quote but according to Google, it comes from fortune cookies and is a variation of Murphy’s Law. So, in short it would be almost impossible to track the person who created this, but instead I’ll talk about what the man might’ve been.

            He was probably a smart aleck. He was probably a guy, because of the words that they use, such as how the sentence uses masculine nouns and pronouns. Whereas a girl in my opinion would use more unisex nouns like person and they’ll. While there are a bunch of factors that can make this assumption wrong, like the older it is the more likely that everybody would be writing using masculine nouns instead of unisex, but with that the older the quote , then the less likely it is to be a girl. I also think that he would be from the 20^th or 21^st centuries due to the terms used, like “a bench has wet paint” and “300 billion stars”. Since only in the past few centuries have we had the technology to even imagine that the universe holds anywhere near 300 billion stars, and a bench with wet paint just seems like something that a person closer to the present would say. He is probably from a city or lived in one sometime in his life, since that is where most park benches are. He also probably had a very jokingly and analysistic  personality  due to the seemingly humorous nature of this quote and the fact that they would notice something as random as this.

            All in all I feel like this is me 20 years from now.

Luckiest People on the Planet

It’s day 5 of my blog and there is nothing like blogging on a Saturday night, especially after an entire day of doing stupid stuff, so let’s start from the begining. I woke up and do what I usually do. While brushing my teeth I put the perfect amount of toothpaste (which I’m still way too happy about). I then discovered that my family had just got some more Reese’s Puffs, so I grabbed my big mixing bowl and munched on those for an hour. Then I went to my dude’s house and en route I almost end up getting ran over by another soccer mom in a minivan (I have already been ran over by 6 so far since I started High School). While at my dude’s I started playing NBA 2k14 against his thunder and destroyed him 147-91, and with my 70%+ field goal. So like every other Negative Nancy he punches me in the arm as hard as possible, which is still making it hard to pick up things with my left arm, and then he proposes that we go outside.

While outside we go through quite the adventure consisting of a party, enacting revenge, and of a ginger who stole close to $300 of “bad things”, but I won’t talk about it since I don’t think stealing things from a party is really all that school appropriate and I don’t want an F. So after all of the party shenanigans were over we went to a bonfire in Mason were I had probably one of the most fun I have ever had with fire, a tree, and kerosene.

                All in all this was actually one of my most entertaining Saturdays and it was a pretty lucky day for me. So with that I found a little video on YouTube of some of the most lucky people in the world to go along such an amazing video and now I’m going to bed.

Where's Beowulf When You Need Him

Yesterday when I was with my friends trying to get out of the rain we ended up discovering an abandoned house. We were just chilling in the living room not really doing anything, so my friend Matt decided to go exploring. After about 5 minutes we heard him walking above us then all of the sudden we started hearing crashes, bangs and a bunch of the other loud noises. So Dylan and I went running to the stairs and saw Matt covered in a bunch of knickknacks with his leg stuck under a tricycle. That’s pretty much all of the school appropriate fun that I had.

In the news the Swedes are asking for help with the riot that they are having. Yesterday 30 cars were caught on fire in the Northwest and southwest parts of Stockholm. Rioters even ended up destroying a school. Right now in Sweden there is a riot happening in Stockholm after a 69-year old was shot and killed by police. So, now the poorer and younger minorities are rioting. In the poorer parts of Sweden one third of the 16 to 29-year olds are neither studying nor have a job. This is causing Sweden to become one of the countries with the quickest growing differences between the rich and poor.

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/24/18466766-sweden-riots-cops-seek-reinforcements-us-citizens-warned?lite

Pop-tarts

              Yesterday after school I decided to go jogging with my dog Maddie. So while we were going down my street we came across this long stretch of muddy sidewalk. This was a pretty long stretch of sidewalk that was close 15 feet long. So within 5 steps I was already on my butt and hands and my back was completely muddy. Then when I looked to my left to try to find my dog, and all of the sudden she is just sliding across the mud in the most awkward way that you could ever imagine. Kind of like this.

My friend and I are later watching the Heat-Pacers game when the Pacers end up losing 102 – 103 in OT. So my friend thought that it would be funny to rub it into my face. So I got revenge by shooting him with a flaming nerf bullet that caused a whole lot more mayhem then actual harm

Today while I was bored and web searching I came across this story on the internet. The story said that a boy’s mother had called the cops on him after his mother found out that he took her pop tarts. According to the article the officers actually arrested the son and he is now currently in the local juvenile detention center. Yet, the mother has nothing on my mom still.
http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/381850/71/Mom-has-son-arrested-for-eating-Pop-Tarts-without-permission-

Yesterday when I was out in the woods with my friends we noticed that a bunch of mosquitos started attacking us and it was getting really annoying. So, with multiple people around us we made hairspray flamethrowers. After that, I was walking back to my house when I got bored so I started playing with the spray can and lighter combo and caught a PCV pipe on fire and started spinning it around while I was walking towards my house.

Today however while I was walking down the hallway these two black girls come up from behind me and grab my butt making me jump into the air. This is not even the first time that these two have done that to me. They have done it three times in the past two weeks. This isn’t the weirdest part though, because after one of them did it I heard her say, “Hey Josh,” yet I have never seen them before until they started this whole ordeal. Even it does spoke me though I have to say I kind of like it.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/11/today-in-pictures-chinese-anti-terrorist-drill-sikh-holiday-and-tibetan-protests/

Here is a picture of some Chinese soldiers doing some anti-terrorist drills. Although to me, it kind of reminds me of TMNT.  I wonder if there was a big explosion on the other side of the hill, it is after all an anti-terrorist drill after all.